"Caffinated and Medicated"

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee.

This is where it started.

The (Cautiously) Optimistic line isn’t about pretending everything’s good—

it’s about showing up anyway.

Built for people who’ve been through enough to know better…

but still try anyway.

Some of it’s sarcastic.

Some of it’s real.

All of it means something.

If you get it—you get it.

Every order helps build H.A.R.P.E.R.—a real alternator & electrical rebuild shop. Not a concept. Not a pitch. A real shop getting built one order at a time.