Dumbassery

CAPABLE OF DUMBASSERY

Some people make good decisions.

This shirt is not for those people.

Built for the ranch hands, mechanics, welders, truck drivers, veterans, dads, and professional problem creators who somehow survive their own ideas.

Featuring a highly qualified donkey equipped with coffee, confidence, and absolutely no adult supervision.

The warning sign says it all:

➡ Bad Idea
➡ Worse Idea
➡ What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

If you've ever started a sentence with:

"Watch this..."

or

"I bet it'll be fine..."

you may already be overqualified.

Qualifications Include:

• Excessive confidence

• Improvised engineering

• Ignoring the easy way

• Learning lessons firsthand

• Creating stories nobody believes

Features

• Comfortable classic fit

• Soft preshrunk cotton

• Durable everyday wear

• Designed for the cautiously optimistic and questionably supervised